Dear Guys,

This is our new page about a guy, as you can imagine his name is Edgar Crumplebottom (P.S thanks Edgar Crumplebottom)

Have fun, and have a laugh. 

Tom,

Managing Director of what the bob.

 

The Adventures of Edgar Crumplebottom

Hey guy, my name is Edgar Crumplebottom. Yep that’s me above in one of my favourite personal hot tubs. But believe it or not I was not always as handsome, successful and as rich as I am today, oh no I was cursed by the little dude that ran the Chinese shop down the road to live a life of misery, ugliness and despair because I gave him his tip in one pence’s. So after days of research I set off on an adventure that changed my life, I set off to find the ancient god of Fried Kentucky.

 

Because I'm illiterate, I'm getting Tom the Managing Director to write my fantastic story!

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The Adventures of Edgar Crumplebottom

Episode one: Edgars Promise

17/07/2013 12:23
The research was hard for poor Edgar, so eventually after a long sleepless night he finally broke his one promise; he cracked open a can of Red bull swallowed it in one mouthful then promptly threw up all over his mum’s favourite piece of art. Edgar paused for one moment, and then broke the silence...

Episode two: We meet the Tecksters

17/07/2013 13:04
Edgar proceeded to trawl the streets asking where he could find the ancient god Fried Kentucky. For some reason that puzzled Edgar greatly was that everyone laughed when he mentioned the name of the powerful God Fried Kentucky. They would would often point at a curious building called "KFC" then...

Episode three: Meet Tom

18/07/2013 17:49
After trawling through all the costa coffee's in London, Edgar found a suspicious looking bloke.  Edgar said the magic phrase: NATHALIE IS A BEUTIFUL EX EX EX. HEART HEART HEART. EXPLANATION MARK EXPLANATION MARK EXPLANATION MARK." He bellowed. The bloke shrank back in his seat a little. "I...
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