Our Team

Craig Mallinson

Ideas manager

Craig likes to assasinate grass. And eat his wives. And complexly make ideas for this website. He was a unique construction. Which suits this website so PPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Deputy Directing Manager

Matthew Grant

Max Cambell

Deputy CEO and presenter of the news at whatever time it is.

max was deeply influenced by Rudolph, but unfortunately he got his dark side. He now kills every cornflake in a life long massacre WARNING do not have breakfast with him

 

From

The Deputy Directing Manager

Matthew Grant

 

 

Matthew Grant

Deputy Managing Director

I've just learnt how to type! prepare for me to kill you and take over your world. Such fun.. DIE!!

From

The Deputy Managing Director,

Matthew Grant

 

P.S nice meeting you :)

Tom McGovern

Managing Director

Tom may be a very good manager, but he cannot help thinking about his dream he intends to make true, where he shall lead an army of military and armed unicorns into the war of the rainbows. his secret weapon is angry leprecorns.

From Deputy Managing Director

Matthew Grant

Jacob Liebenberg

CEO:

Phone: +001 123456789,

Jacob once used to be more than friends with his neighbours' tree, and still cannot figure out how to scare a cake.

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The Deputy Managing Director                        

Matthew Grant