Episode two: We meet the Tecksters

Edgar proceeded to trawl the streets asking where he could find the ancient god Fried Kentucky. For some reason that puzzled Edgar greatly was that everyone laughed when he mentioned the name of the powerful God Fried Kentucky. They would would often point at a curious building called "KFC" then they would walk away chuckling like mad men (and ladies don’t worry I'm not sexist.) He continued walking until he caught a familiar scent. It was the smell of cheap aftershave, hair gel and sweat. It was the smell of the techsters his mortal enemies.

There’s Edgar above, yes the one with the bag over his head. The one in the military uniform is Daz, the one with ginger hear is Alexia, and the one with the clipboard is Jimmy, we tend not to mention his second name. "Well, well, well what have we here!" Said Alex speaking and swaggering like a policeman, he almost tripped but nobody laughed, not when Daz was nearby. Daz as you can probably tell by the picture really enjoys hurting people; nobody knows why she hangs out with the Techsters. Its probably because however well she could beat people up, her brain couldn’t make up for the lack of information it held. Her brain looks like this:

Let’s just put it blunt like this, she's very, very dumb. "Gonna hurt you!" She said, Alexia looked a bit annoyed but continued.

"Its our good friend Edgar." Jimmy laughed hysterically in a nasal way. Alexia shot him a withering look and he shut up. "Jimmy, calculate the probability of Edgar getting seriously injured." After a couple of seconds of hesitation and rapid scribbling on his clipboard, he announced his calculations.

99.9 percent Alexia!"

Alexia winced visibly "Please Jimmy, call me Alex." He said in a pleading voice. Jimmy and Alexia proceeded to argue with each other in a mix of Algebraic equations, Elvish, whinny’s and moans and grunts and of course English. Edgar took this opportunity to slip away unseen. However before he left picked up a piece of paper, on the piece of paper it said: YOU ARE NOT SAFE, FRIED KENTUCKY IS NOT REAL, MEET ME IN COSTA COFFEE AND GREET ME WITH WORDS "NATHALIE IS BEAUTIFUL xxx <3 <3 <3!!!" YOU WILL EASILY FIND ME. I'LL BE THE ONLY SUSPICIOUS LOOKING GUY. LOTS OF LOVE, YOUR AWESOME COMPANION T xxx