Episode one: Edgars Promise

The research was hard for poor Edgar, so eventually after a long sleepless night he finally broke his one promise; he cracked open a can of Red bull swallowed it in one mouthful then promptly threw up all over his mum’s favourite piece of art. Edgar paused for one moment, and then broke the silence by having something that looked very similar to an epileptic fit. Personally I didn’t blame him, but as the narrator I was busy in hysterics as he jerked and frothed all over his mother’s favourite rug. He then stopped and thought for a second, "I'm mums child, surely she'll forgive me." He thought, that though kept him happy for a couple of seconds until he realised that if his mum saw her artwork she'd probably stab him death with a blunt knife. Then he remembered his mum was on a two month holiday. So he decided to add a way to replace mums painting to his list of things to do this summer holiday, it read something like this:

    1. Find an ancient god to cure my unluckiness.

    2. Ask out Tina (after I have cured my curse and removed the paper bag that is currently residing on my head)

    3. Make some new friends (ha I wish)

    4. Purchase some tickets to Disney land (may I please remind you that Edgar is Fifteen)

The rest is rubbish, but Edgar had some serious work to do.